Funny Moments

So yesterday we were talking about New Years Eve not knowing what to do.

I asked A “any plans”

A “no not yet”

Blond “I’m going to this new club in Emirates Towers”

A and I “ok” ignoring as we usually do

Blond “I don’t know what to wear, I want a small jacket you know the HAIRY one”

Me “you mean fur?” and we burst out laughing couldn’t hold it in it was just too much.

*Btw readers’ Blond is a Russian chick so when you read use a Russian accent.

We just couldn’t stop laughing and she insisted it’s hairy.

Second funny thing that happened to me yesterday, I really want a Boyfriend Blazers so I walked in Forever 21 and looked for it myself no luck there than I found a Vietnamese employee and asked her not to my surprise she didn’t know what it was here is how the scenario went:

Me “do you have a Boyfriend Blazer?”

Employee “what’s that?”

Me “the over sized blazer it’s called Boyfriend Blazers”

Employee “you mean a blazer with a boyfriend?”

I honestly had no reply I didn’t know what to say or do other then laugh and walk way called my sister of course and laughed, I walked out the mall didn’t buy anything other than coffee and candy no shopping plus I was sleepy.

 

Use a gafsha not your hand

Office Blond #1

 

We have this blond in the office before I met her I thought that blond jokes were not for real no one is that stupid until I started working at this company. Below are the top 7 things she ever said that make me laugh so loud my boss had to come and tell us to shut up  know that she’s the reason why we all laughed at the same time.

1

Z “pond is LBs right?”

A “yes”

Blond “no its GPB” (Great Britten Pond)

2

Z “RTA stands for Roads and Transport Authority”

Blond “Did you know E is for Emirates and I is for India”

3

Me “What day did you open the account”

Blond “the 4^th of yesterday”

4

Me “you owe me 40 dirham’s”

Blond “I have 500 do you have EXCHANGE”

5

Talking about blackberry service being cut off at the office for 20 minutes or so we finish this subject about to talk about something different blond says “so what’s wrong with blackberry they discount or what”  20 minutes explaining and she still didn’t get it

6

Blond “what’s for lunch?’

Me “anything I’m hungry but no meat’

Blond “you want steak?”

Me “noooo I don’t eat meat”

7

Me “you want to order with me?”

Blond “yeah”

Me “what do you want?”

Blond “I don’t eat white meat so just order for me chicken breast”

Me “that’s white meat”

Blond argues with me that chicken breast isn’t white meat I ignore her and order it for her.

 

Use a Gafsha not your hand