Hate

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What I Hate?

This is a segment I like to call “what I hate”

First of all I apologize if my hate offends anyone but this is my opinion and I have the right not to change it and thank you let’s begin.

1-      Make-up

Seriously ladies everywhere you go you have make-up on whether it’s the supermarket or night out.

Question: what time do you wake up to get ready if your school/work starts at 8 am?

I don’t like putting make-up it feels wired, I’m not saying I never put I do but a little “natural look” I guess. But  I’m talking about the full on make-up black eye shadow (smoky eye), flaming red lipstick, bronzer that makes you look orange (ok I did do that bronzer mistake a few times) but seriously we are like the New Jersey of the Gulf.

2-      Boys

I don’t hate you but I hate the way you milk a joke lyn ma t9er ma95a and you still keep on saying it. You guys know what I’m talking about.

This new thing you guys have about our knees. Seriously!!! 7ta lw our knees are black we can easily tan and poof all same color but your blue lips bt7a6 lipstick mathalan? To all the guys that started this lame joke lw rkabna sood laish mayten 3layna and you spend 80% of your time trying to look good and 20% of your time trying to get 1 of us to talk to you.

*I actually found some of the jokes funny at the beginning al7en m9a5at

3-      Parking

The lack of parking spots in the UAE not just Abu Dhabi or Dubai, but maybe 4/7 of the Emirates. This is the ration of parking to people is 10,000:400,000 (for example) so UAE/RTA please provide us with at least half the equivalent  of the population  parking spots we are not asking for much.

4-      People on DIETS

I’m sorry but if you’re on a diet either you eat right and stick to it or just eat food for god sakes. I just tweeted this, this chick in the office is on a diet and all she eat is 1 box of coco puffs cereal a day. Seriously???

5-      Expects

I don’t hate them but I hate that they complain about the weather and laws of the country they live in, if you don’t like it no one told you to stay here. I read an article a few days past that a lady wrote about how business bay is so dusty well here is my answer to you. YOU LIVE IN A DESERT. Sorry next time we have a sand storm we will protect you from the sand we will have a human shield waiting for you. This is the Gulf this is our weather.

They complain about the laws and it should be changed for them I wrote about this before a lady suggested that there should be separate law for Arabs and Westerns, in what world is this possible? You live in our country you go by our rules, we live in your country we go by your rules. As simple as that.

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